1. anxiousbagel:

    emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

    • "i would kill myself without you"
    • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
    • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

    (via freedomequalitywholeness)


  5. versacepromises:

    i started disliking straight people as a joke but now i’m not so sure if i’m joking anymore


    ahhhh and here we see a prime example where people turn into the very thing they despise

    (via freedomequalitywholeness)

  6. naative:

    Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

    (via punkmonksteven)

  8. "Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]

    Is anyone going to address David Hasselhoff looking on excitedly over her shoulder?

    (Source: shaelinewoodley, via unimportant)


  9. zerostop:

    whenever i see this gif


    i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

    and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

    and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)